Thursday, December 13, 2007

Austin Lockett - An apology





It has been brought to my attention by my brief Mr.Uttoxeter Arbroath that in my last few posts I have in someway sullied and cast asperssions on the alleged "good" name of my nemesis and ballroom rival Mr.Austin Lockett of Barrow in Furness. I apologise whole heartedley to Mr.Lockett for any distress caused by my "allegations" and by way of pennance I am hereby offering to make a donation to the charity of his choice......

The fookin' lousy, mincing chuffin fooker!! no way NO WAY I say, that fooker did poor old Mater' in and everyone know's it, AAARRGGHHH fook the fookin' lot of yer.........!!!!

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