Meet Jimbo!!

Greetings folks!

I'd like you to meet Jimbo!! yes after 4 years of dog related mourning I have finally decided to move on and let another red setter into my life - I'll never forget Toby (nor Bingo before him!) but I feel it's time for some closure so on Saturday I popped down to the Barrow dogs home and plucked lucky Jimbo from a life of regular beatings, heartless neglect and abject misery!! after a generous £40 donation was handed over I was given Jimbo's paperwork and off we set for home!

Old Maurice wasn't too happy about the "faecal deposit" that old Jimbo left on the back of the Bentley but the cheeky young lad was a bit excited so I gamely forgave him later on as we all sat in my spacious backgarden basking in the warm sun, Jimbo chose a nice ice-cool bowl of water and a tasty pork bone whilst Maurice and I savoured a crisp gin and tonic and a nice Spam, lettuce and piccalilli bap!!!!

He really is a joy folks and he is already settling into the routine at Sheepsy heights.....although the poor lad did get a bit of a fright on Monday morning as he gambled cheekily into Mater's shrine to find me sobbing uncontrollably on her plastic covered pillow's dressed in one of her shimmering championship winning ballroom gowns!! mind you they were tears of pure joy as I thought of Mater sat up in heaven next to ol' Toby and Bingo enjoying a premium sausage roll and a large vodka and Tonic as her silvery lard encrusted hair gently quivered in the celestial, heavenly breeze! fook me she would be so happy to see me finally moving on with life!!

Until next time friends, keep the glorious medium of ballroom alive!!!